Friday, February 1, 2013

Beyonce is my Sasha Fierce

You may or may not know but I have obsessions. (See previous posts about Britney Spears)
I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with Beyonce. But then again I like to lie.
JK. About the lying.

Anyway. I could really care less about the Super Bowl (SORRY I'm not sorry). 

What I am excited for is the half time show with Beyonce and possible Destiny's Child reunion.
I remember when I first saw Destiny's Child.
It was at the Texas State Fair and there were 4 members instead of 3.

They threw out fake Destiny's Child dollar bills during "Bills, Bills, Bills" and I caught one. The girl next to me offered me $10 for it and I refused. I still have it to this day. 

Beyonce's alter ego is Sasha Fierce. But If I had an alter ego, it would be Beyonce.

So why do I love her so much?
Well, first of all that's a dumb question, Helene.

But really, here's why:

Her music.
Single Ladies. Say My Name. Jumpin Jumpin. Survior. Say My Name. Crazy In Love. Independent Women. Soldier. Diva. Ego. Love on Top.
The list goes on.
It's always a jam.
Everything is a classic. And I am already dancing. Which brings me to my next point...

Her Dancing.
I will just straight up watch her dancing for hours. In my opinion, no female singer/dancer can top her. 
Whenever I need inspiration I look to her.
I used to teach middle schoolers dance. And every single year we had a dance to a Beyonce song. And yes some of the choreography from her too.

Her Attitude.
B is the kind of person that knows what she wants and goes for it.
She is a smart woman (even the president of the United States agrees) and
To those that doubt her since she lip-synced the National Anthem the other day I give you this, courtesy of Gwen Paltrow's BFF Staci:

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Her Look.
She is flawless. Even after have a baby (although Blue Ivy wouldn't be my first choice on a name), she still looks super hot. All. The. Time.

Oh, did I mention her dancing?
She's just a powerhouse.

Ok, I'm also excited about the Super Bowl commercials. Other than that I won't even pretend to be watching the game. I'll be perfecting my moves and eating chips and queso.

Who is your alter ego?

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46 comments:

Brooke said... Reply To This Comment

You are my Sasha fierce

MarlaJan said... Reply To This Comment

How very funny that you wrote all about Beyonce and my blog post title was a shout out to Miss Sasha Fierce, herself!!! I do loves me some Beyonce. Girl has it going on!!!!!

SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said... Reply To This Comment

Me and my BFFs all have alter ego names that go back to high school. Mine is Rita.

I love Bey!

Candace said... Reply To This Comment

Sasha actually is my alter ego. When Beyonce came out that it was hers too I got sad because she is at least 20x cooler then me. I still refer to myself as Sasha when I have a night out. Basically I'm rambling now and I just wanted to say I love Beyonce too. I'll be watching the Super Bowl just for her.

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Staci said... Reply To This Comment

This is the best thing to happen to me all morning. And I'm eating Chik-Fil-A right now. You would teach middle schoolers to booty drop.

TheTinyHeart said... Reply To This Comment

I too have ZERO interest in football but I'm sure I'll watch the Superbowl for the commercials and the halftime show!

-Sharon
The Tiny Heart
Sephora Giveaway!

julia rose. said... Reply To This Comment

I expect a vlog of your Superbowl dancing moves. Just FYI. Teach me your ways, Beyonce!!

Lindsey said... Reply To This Comment

Haha thank you from the bottom of my heart. This post was a dream come true...I too love Beyonce for pretty much all the same reasons. The biggest? her Dancing - yeah I have white girl moves and thats a problem that will NEVER.EVER be solved.

Kate @ Green Fashionista said... Reply To This Comment

I've always loved her! She is one of the few actually talented people left in Hollywood. Girl can sang!! And dance and even act.. ummm hello Austin Powers Goldmember?

I've always been told I'm Monica Geller from Friends <3 her!

Katie said... Reply To This Comment

who doesn't love a little Beyonce in their life! Check out her tumblr...
http://iam.beyonce.com/?utm_source=Gothamist+Daily&utm_campaign=aa586a6ebb-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email

beyond amaze!

Katie said... Reply To This Comment

who doesn't love a little Beyonce in their life! Check out her tumblr...
http://iam.beyonce.com/?utm_source=Gothamist+Daily&utm_campaign=aa586a6ebb-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email

beyond amaze!

put a bow on it [kaitlyn] said... Reply To This Comment

Did you see that she sand the National Anthem to the press in Nola the other day? Pretty much to shut them up. haha love her

Janna Renee said... Reply To This Comment

I love her, I think she's fabulous, I think she's EXTREMELY talented, but I did kind of think that she was off her rocker with the whole Sasha Fierce thing. I'm glad she's grown from that. Haha. I can't wait to see her Sunday!

Gwen said... Reply To This Comment

Not only did she sing the National Anthem at her press conference, a capella, but then she said "any questions?" It was her big "eff you" moment. Brilliant.

To this day I have Bills, Bills, Bills and Jumpin' Jumpin' on my iPod. And when she sang Love on Top at the VMAs and revealed her pregnancy ... awesome.

Ashley Barnhill said... Reply To This Comment

I don't care about the Super Bowl either! I'm way more interested in the commercials, half time show, and food, ha! Important things! Happy Friday! :) Oh and ps - love the new design!

ifs ands Butts said... Reply To This Comment

Oh my gosh I want to see this Destiny's Child dollar bills. Also, Say My Name is one of the greatest songs ever and I remember the joy in finally conquering the fast part of the song. Beyonce is queen.

Alexa said... Reply To This Comment

COMMENT. My alter ego is Jenna Dewan-Tatum, because I need her life. In my mind, Channing is my husband, I'm having the hottest baby in the universe in approximately 5 months, and I can dance like whoa to any beatz that drop. Be jealous of my life, it's OK.

Maxine said... Reply To This Comment

her moves are to die for... why won't my hips move like that? maybe because I don't own a leotard or a beautiful weave. Ya... that's it.

Lisette @ Northern Belle Diaries said... Reply To This Comment

Haha I loved this!!! My students were obsessed with her too. I think this is the ONLY thing I agreed with them on. Haha

Kasey T said... Reply To This Comment

Beyonce has nothing on my dance moves!! ;)

I'm TRYING to buy an ad from you and it's saying my ad isn't in Jpeg form when it is! any advice?

That's What She Read said... Reply To This Comment

Can my alter ego be you?! Love this post and Beyonce. She can shake it like no body's business. People should lay off her for lip syncing. She's got everything else and you can't lip sync those hips!

Treasure Tromp said... Reply To This Comment

ugh, love this too much. I mean, she's no brit brit but I love this girl. And your alter ego.

Amanda said... Reply To This Comment

After reading your post about Beyonce a friend emailed me this and I decided I must share! Enjoy!
Amanda

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/47-of-beyoncs-absolute-best-dance-moves-6z51

Jordon said... Reply To This Comment

Chips, Queso, and watching Beyonce shake her shit? Sounds like the perfect Sunday!

Jaime Hungry said... Reply To This Comment

I love this!!! My first CD was Destiny's Child and I'm so excited they are making a come back!!

Rachel said... Reply To This Comment

I love eating during the super bowl. Definitely my favorite part.

P.S. Your blog design looks really good!

blsmith6 said... Reply To This Comment

speaking of. she went sasah fierce this morning: http://gawker.com/5980642/beyonce-just-held-a-press-conference-so-that-she-could-sing-the-national-anthem-live-for-everyone

Cece said... Reply To This Comment

I LOVE Beyonce. I do have a friend that is obsessed with her! I'm going over to her house to watch the Super Bowl. She is so beautiful and so talented. You gotta love her.

Kayla Peveler said... Reply To This Comment

I may or may not have watched the video of Beyonce dancing like 17 times straight.

My altar ego is definitely Jen Aniston. Girl is smokin' hot!

Wine and Summer said... Reply To This Comment

I still have my Destiny's Child money too!! They opened for Christina Aguilera at the first concert I ever went to.

Recently Roached said... Reply To This Comment

Is it bad that I always think that she's amazing in bed with the way she can move her body when I see the Single Ladies video?

Alisa Marie said... Reply To This Comment

Totally agree with you! I could careless about the super bowl! Usually some of the commercials are good, but I fell like the last couple years have been L-A-M-E! I'm in advertising, so I'm basically obligated to watch, LOL! Yes, I love beyonce I can't wait for the half time show!!! Hopefully she doesn't lip sync :)

Rachel Silski said... Reply To This Comment

If you can dance like her in the GIF I bow down to you!!

Jodi said... Reply To This Comment

I love her too. She is beautiful and so talented.

By the way I read your sock bun post - pretty sure my hair is too short now that I cut it but I still don't get how to do one! So complicated. Ha!

smk053078 said... Reply To This Comment

Yep, my only care on Sunday is to watch this woman. You forgot the song...Best Thing I Never Had...that is a jam. Start stretching...gotta get your moves ready! ;) My alter ego is Aeriel from Footloose...yeah, I am older than you! ;)

Emily B said... Reply To This Comment

Ooo I love her too! I saw Destiny's Child back in the day and B tripped down the stairs entering the stage, fell on her knees and then spinned like a diva & carried on her with amazing singing! She pulled it off nicee. Mucho respect since then. Have a great weekend! :-)

Olga Zgonnik said... Reply To This Comment

i am so excited for her performance on Sunday, I love her!

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Katie said... Reply To This Comment

i think the half time show and commericals is all I care about in regards to the super bowl!

Jennifer said... Reply To This Comment

I use to love Destiny's Child.

I actually believe she had a surrogate and pretended to be pregnant. I want proof, like more LIVE photos of her fat and pregnant.

Girls Love Fried Pickles said... Reply To This Comment

If I could move like she does on the Single ladies video I might be in shape.

Cassandra Henri said... Reply To This Comment

She is a force!

Nicole | Pharr Away said... Reply To This Comment

Ha, ha! I love this! Beyonce is definitely one of my favorite artists. She's not some goddess or anything but she's definitely the best in the industry at what she does, in my opinion. I've seen her in concert and she knows how to give you your money's worth! I can't wait for this free concert, I think their calling it a half-time show or something, tonight!!!

Ashley said... Reply To This Comment

I actually love me some Beyonce too. Butttt....I'm not watching right now. I know. I'm insane. I'll catch it later :-)

fairyprincessjord said... Reply To This Comment

I just started reading your blog and I'd be lying if I were to say I'm not obsessed. Beyonce is totally a powerhouse and a role model for girls everywhere. Plus she is absolutely gorgeous.

Love this post and look forward to reading more!
xxoo

fairyprincessjord said... Reply To This Comment

I just started reading your blog and I'd be lying if I were to say I'm not obsessed. Beyonce is totally a powerhouse and a role model for girls everywhere. Plus she is absolutely gorgeous.

Love this post and look forward to reading more!
xxoo

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